What is the best way to travel with adult “toys”?

June 17th, 2008 | by Michael |
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delaware_voyeur asked:




RICK

  1. 9 Responses to “What is the best way to travel with adult “toys”?”

  2. By Yvonne H on Jun 18, 2008 | Reply

    Check them into Cargo

  3. By tina m on Jun 19, 2008 | Reply

    You shouldn’t have any problems. LOL!

    Some I know (smiling sheepishly), recently traveled with her ********. When the agent opened her carry on and saw it, she winked at her and smiled. :-).

    Have fun.

  4. By Tonick on Jun 21, 2008 | Reply

    Honestly I dont see them having a problem with it. You might get some odd looks.

    Lucky for you no one has tried to blow up an airplane with an explosive dildo

  5. By Peach on Jun 22, 2008 | Reply

    Do NOT take them in your Carry-On luggage!
    Trust me!
    Do NOT try to “hide” them.
    Make sure all the batteries are NOT in them.
    Have the BATTERIES with them, preferably in the battery packages.
    Pack them in a large CLEAR gallon freeze type zip-lock baggie.
    That way no one will TOUCH them or conveniently LOSE one.
    And make sure you have a “toy-cleaner” and clean them BEFORE usage just incase someone, inadvertently of course, puts something ON them.

    Oh, and then…….if you are ASKED about them, immediately point to your FRIEND!

    (I have a cousin in Ireland that will NEVER forgive me…well, it WAS hers!)

  6. By SFdude on Jun 23, 2008 | Reply

    Should be no problem if you put it in your checked baggage (except if you’re coming from/to Alabama or Utah, the only states where *** toys are illegal).

  7. By gizmomax on Jun 24, 2008 | Reply

    Take the Batteries out and store separate. Put them in your “checked” luggage. If the security people open your bag when they run them through the machine, at least there won’t be a dozen people standing right beside you, looking to see what you’ve got in your bag.

  8. By Don P on Jun 25, 2008 | Reply

    The only way to do that is to put them into checked luggage. Don’t take them through security unless you want to create an embarrassing situation. I know…

    And oh my God, do I wish I had your problems… ;-)

  9. By cal72036 on Jun 26, 2008 | Reply

    Catch that special nudist flight and you will even get some more exotic *** toys.

  10. By mooshie on Jun 29, 2008 | Reply

    Take out the batteries!!! I didn’t have problems, but it was hugely embarrassing when I arrived home at O’Hare to find my suitcase vibrating like mad as it made its way down the luggage ramp.

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